RobotBlogger

I know. It's been a long time. What good is a blog if you never update it? Someone must know the stats, i don't, but i'll fabricate some right here: If somebody comes back to your blog two times and it hasn't been updated, they shant return again.

I wonder if the word 'shant' has ever been used in a statistical analysis report....?

I bet 'shant' has been used more than 'thrice'. I bloody well bet that's true. 'Any typical viewer will only visit thrice before giving up and hasn't not gotten visited again'. Yeah right.

That started out ok.. but... 'hasn't not gotten visited again' ???? i KNOW that specific wording has not ever been used in any official statical analysis report, ever.

Ok, so let's summarize: I shant not not blog for this long ever again, and [note from editor: Adam tried to make a joke using the word 'thrice' in two appalling versions. In one he tried to say 'once lucky thrice shy' but didn't manage to make it fit in any way whatsoever, and in the other he devastatingly mangled 'the thrice of life' - like the spice of life - but didn't really explain why something numerical should be used in the place of 'spice'... ]


Stay tuned for next week, where we mathematically prove why nested acronyms are cool.